Dove Chocolate

I just have to say--the messages inside dove chocolates have really gone downhill. Whatever happened to the scandalous ones like, "Anticipation heightens the pleasure"? Last time I ate dove chocolates, I got "Send yourself flowers," followed by "Chocolate always loves you back," followed by "Be your own valentine," followed by "Send yourself flowers" again. As if just because I'm eating dove chocolate means that no one wants to be my valentine, no one will send me flowers and no one loves me except for the chocolate I'm devouring in my solitude. Thanks Dove, I appreciate that. Maybe I actually just like enjoying a bit of mid-afternoon sweetness now and then and don't need to be told to send myself flowers. Ever think of that, Dove??? Sheesh.