Dance Teacher: Let's meet a new student from our class. How about Jonathan. Jonathan, what do you study and what kind of books do you like?
Jonathan: I study electrical engineering and I like fantasy books. Mostly about dragon lands.

Did that really just happen?

Pull-up Bar

I told my dad that I was considering purchasing a pull up bar. He said, "That's a great idea! That's what Sarah Connor used in Terminator to stay fit while she was in prison."

Dove Chocolate

I just have to say--the messages inside dove chocolates have really gone downhill. Whatever happened to the scandalous ones like, "Anticipation heightens the pleasure"? Last time I ate dove chocolates, I got "Send yourself flowers," followed by "Chocolate always loves you back," followed by "Be your own valentine," followed by "Send yourself flowers" again. As if just because I'm eating dove chocolate means that no one wants to be my valentine, no one will send me flowers and no one loves me except for the chocolate I'm devouring in my solitude. Thanks Dove, I appreciate that. Maybe I actually just like enjoying a bit of mid-afternoon sweetness now and then and don't need to be told to send myself flowers. Ever think of that, Dove??? Sheesh.